The world has gone to hell inside and outside the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Norman, Oklahoma. Former porn stars Dick Shooter and Bunny Hole help Pastor Bob to get control over the congregation amidst the chaos of what appears to be a zombie apocalypse. While other opportunists rise to the occasion, the source of the plague comes into focus. As leaders emerge and alliances form, the living seem more dangerous than the dead.
WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING:
"Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton meet Beavis and Butthead in this ridiculous raucous romp -- totally politically incorrect dark humor," -- A Literary Critic
"So this is what you really get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park!" -- A Political Commentator
"I laughed my ass off!" -- Enna Ma
"I nearly pissed my pants!" -- I P Dailey
"Is the author any relation to Bram Stoker?" -- nitwit social media post
"Required reading in all of my prison camps!" -- Rocket Man
"Clearly the coda of the zombie craze - thank the Lord and pass me my Kindle!" -- Another Literary Critic
WARNING! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THOSE EASILY OFFENDED SUCH AS REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS, INDEPENDENTS, SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS, SOCIALIST DEMOCRATS, DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS, WHIGS, BULL MOOSES, OR OTHER VERY STRANGE PERSONS!
AUTHOR'S PERSONAL GUARANTEE:
Page Count: 221
Trim Size: 5 x 8
Publish Date: February 14, 2019
Imprint: Verboten Books
Genre: Horror
FICTION / Dystopian
FICTION / Fantasy / Humorous
FICTION / Horror
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